Lewis BlackJust relax and breathe through your ass.
About This Quote
This is one of the best ways to avoid stress in the workplace. If you find yourself in a situation where you are tense, stressed out, or anxious, take a break. Take a few moments to relax your body and become more comfortable in the present moment. Then, when you feel ready, step back into your work.
You will be surprised at how effective this is.
Source: Me Of Little Faith
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